Single Review: David Guetta featuring Chris Brown & Lil Wayne-I Can Only Imagine

August 9, 2011

Yup. Mainstream rating 7.76245/10 Backpacker rating 0/10 Hipster Rating: Ironic 7.74245 /10.

My rating 4/10.  Whatever mang.


Watch the Throne Review

August 8, 2011

OMG lolz Watch the Throne is here.  It is clearly the greatest hip-hop album ever.  The money chaser, joe camel look alike Jay-Z, with the most egotistical over hyped, over rated rapper to ever be in the game Kanye West (I can make the same argument for Jay-Z) have combined their same non-progressing flows and lyrical themes to create something that has never been done before, an album with TWO heavyweight rappers. I wonder if Watch the Throne is the first album ever to have two rappers on it.  Read my review after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »


Best Remixes Ever.

August 8, 2011

Remember when remixes actually contain new elements? Remember when remixes focused more on changing the song then just adding every rapper who would take a shit for a dollar? Remember when Poppa p diddy pump thought he actually created the remix?(although you could say it was due to him changing juicy that the first remix was created)  Remember when white boys didn’t have blogs?  Remember when people actually had to listen to full albums and put time into listening to music instead of just prowling on the internet? Read the rest of this entry »


Listening to…

August 2, 2011

I wish I listened to this back in 2006 when it came out.  Oh well, I’ll enjoy it in 2011

If you stop listening to Crystal Castles’s sega genesis/new type of rave/other ring tone songs, you can here a beauty like this

Why wasn’t this remix huge????????????????????????????????

and here is the sample


Breaking out of the Mold….

July 27, 2011



You ever notice that sometimes when you listen to a particular genre of music for a long period of time you start getting accustomed to the normal standards of that particular brand of music?  Things start to coalesce into one entity and nothing seems to stand out anymore. I’ve been there plenty of times before, and its always great to be unexpectedly turned on your side by an album or artist that you didn’t expect to have any effect on you at all. As a matter of fact I ran into such a record the other day. The record I’m talking about is “Yesterday You Said Tomorrow” by Christian Scott. I’ve always heard good things about the young New Orleans born trumpeter but never took the time to really check out his music. My hesitance has really been a disservice to me but you know what they say better late than never. According to the allmusic review and liner notes of the album Scott elaborates on the intent he has of his music. He talks of famous music luminaries of the 1960’s and how he wanted to make a record that stood as an homage to that turbulent time in history. While also differentiating the past from the present musically by showing the individuality and influence that growing up in his generation has afforded him. As ambitious as this sounds I think he did the best job he could at accomplishing this goal. “Y.Y.S.T.” is both modern and traditional, chaotic and turbulent at one moment and sublimely beautiful the next. Scott witnessing the destruction and mayhem of Hurricane Katrina has no doubt shaped his musical identity tremendously. It seems as though he can channel any emotion through his music and make the listener empathize with whatever he is trying to convey. To me that is the true goal of any artist and I really think Scott has a unique gift. His manipulation of dynamics and tempo are almost unparalleled and his deft  and careful handling of every nuance of his music seems as though he poured his soul into this record. He also picked a great supporting cast to back him for this record. The rest of the band seems to be intrinsically on the same wavelength . Understanding exactly what Scott wants from his music. They play more risky  and avant-guard when its called upon but they always seem to come back down to earth letting the song and groove dictate where they are headed next. They even do an absolutely beautiful cover of the Thom Yorke song “Eraser” and quite honestly I think they convey more atmosphere and delicate emotion than the Radiohead frontman ever intended for. This is an early album for Christian Scott but its a great one and I think if he’s just getting started the Jazz Public at large is in for an incredible journey





This Summer’s hip-hop

July 21, 2011

So it turns out I have Vertigo(no not that shitty U2 album).  Basically, I’m an even bigger bum and now have even more time to pretentious-ly rate music.  Luckily, this summer has provided some hip-hop that I can enjoy.  First off I’ll start with Otis by Kanye West Jay-z. Read the rest of this entry »


311-Universal Pulse

July 18, 2011


Man does Universal Pulse suck.  I am a huge fan of 311 from their album Music to Evolver.  After Evolver, they just lost touch, started playing same setlist, bringing the absolute worst people to Central Park for concerts and making absolutely boring albums.  I’m going to give a listen to Transistor to remind me of when 311 made great music.

I’m not even going to give an in depth review of Universal Pulse.  Instead, listen to any other 311 album.  I’m serious, I do not like Don’t Tread on Me or Uplifter, but those albums had at least 1 or 2 listenable tracks.  I think 311 should take like a 5 year hiatus or something and get back to their roots.

0/10 This post isn’t even worth spell checking.